As the virus goes global, we all at Handshaking still have to focus on viral marketing.
We want to make you go viral while physical stores are cost-cutting.
We hope that our contagious sense of optimism and joy rubs off on you.
We know that that's the only kind of contagion that you should be catching these days you're put through.
So enjoy the little things, like smiling at a funny joke.
We will focus on making your business encounters be more than mirrors and smoke.
It's nice to meet you from the Handshaking crew.
We've been practicing our digital handshake, so let us pros introduce you.
PS yes, this is another marketing promo, so contact is here, ew!